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Date: 11 August 2018. Birds and my friend Dale the Welder.


Since the discovery of a feeding source, yours truly, the herons have made it a practice to visit Seaweed regularly. When I go off for a few days at anchor they return shortly after engine shut-down. One of us is well-trained. There is however a down side when birds and boats mix.

It all started with my davit.

The davit holds Algae. The pole also supports my wind generator.

I am securing Algae, utilizing two lines. I always use two lines for the dink.

You see, I have a special dinghy davit. It was made by my friend Dale Jenkins over on the east coast. He was one of my favorite people over there. He was a welder, just like Daddy. They even had the same burnt tips of their forefingers...

This is my hand. An old welder would have his forefinger TIP AT THE CORNER MISSING after years of work.

Side Note: You can spot a retired welder by their hands. Inevitably the older guys would burn the upper inside corner of their forefingers. It would be missing after so many decades of the craftsmanship. Now I have not seen this trait in younger guys (under fifty) but the over-70 fellows all seem to have the missing tips.

Dale the Welder made the support for my wind generator and fashioned the davit so it rotates. He even welded on a cleat so I can tie off the dinghy. That's real handy.

He was one of the older generation who could do almost anything. I admire that, along with the fact that he spoke highly of his wife. Dale was a great guy, a hard worker, and a fan of Three Musketeers candy bars. I kept a supply of that candy on hand for the two of us.

Short story about the power of a roll of Teflon tape: Years ago I was working on a project aboard Seaweed and had run out of Teflon tape. I asked Dale if I could borrow some. He handed me a roll and told me to keep it. Well, the next time I went to Walmart I bought a three-pack, handing Dale over two brand new rolls.

To me it was a simple thing. To Dale, well he later told me that Nobody ever returned anything they "borrowed" and that's why he said I could keep the spool. For less than $2 I made a life-time friend.

Eventually the birds discovered that by sitting on the davit Dale made they could look for me.

This is Nevermore, the crow. Or perhaps he's a raven. I'm not sure.

Details about crows and ravens from my Golden Guide book titled Birds of North America:


Frequently I urge folks to buy Birds of North America. It really is a great book. New or used, you'll want one aboard your boat. Part of the fun about being out here is trying to identify what I see. This book helps with that.
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But it's not all fun and games. You see, I had this brilliant idea. Because the davit had become a sitting place for the birds, I decided to rotate it inside the cockpit. That way the birds could not poop on my swim platform. Those of you who have bird experience will know this was a Very Bad Idea.

Bruce is standing on the gunnel waiting for food. The gunnel is the top edge of the hull.

The deposits formerly landed on the swim platform which is easy to clean. Then things got UGLY. Let's just say the hotdog wafers were returned after digestion. Instead of the remnants falling where I could rinse them off that dang bird managed to hit:

#1) the lines from the davit -- all four of them, and,
#2) the teak gunnel, plus the rub rail below it, and.
#3) the trolling motor mounting bracket, and,
#4) the inner liner of the cockpit, and,
#5) the deck in the cockpit.

It was a Mess.


Seaweed is not the only boat to suffer the indignity of a deposit.


My friend Irene on S/V Katja was looking up one evening and spotted a bird roosting on her spreaders.

The beak is visible in her flash.

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Below on the deck, the winch, and even the cushions close by, everything was a mess...


Irene identified her culprit as an anhinga. You can tell the difference between them and cormorants easily. Anhingas have a rounded end of their beak, while cormorants beaks are pointed.

They eat fish. For more information on these water birds, please read the Anhingas vignette.


Aboard Seaweed I was fortunate. There is a dock hose a couple boats over from me. I dragged it over to my cockpit. That in and of itself is a chore. The hose is heavy. Still I knew I would want the water pressure to blast away the mess.

And that is the beginning of the story. Like some ten minute chores, this one morphed. Tomorrow I will catch up and tell you the rest of the tale. Suffice it to say, my small hose project grew. The aftermath is why I have not posted. Recovery took longer than anticipated.

I would love to hear that I'm not the only one to suffer have bird issues.
And, have you tried any methods to keep them off your boat?

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